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 ## blog links i bothered to put in:
 - [blog humble beginnings](blog_init.md)
 - [security is annoying](security_is_annoying.md)
+- [twitter with an identity crisis](manstodon_yap.md)
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+# about xargana's mastodon instance
+so yeah xargana decided to start a mastodon instance
+which you totally don't need to join if you don't want to *(is my gun loaded?)*
+[but yeah join pls](mastodon.xargana.tr)
+
+and uhh so xargana told me to make an account, as his #1 simp i did in fact make an account
+
+did some playing around, looks good to me, shame there's no markdown support 
+![no bitches?](https://i.imgur.com/K9GPf9g.png)
+
+Anyways so i was just chilling and out of nowhere xar-chan just gives me mod perms.
+![fear me senpai](https://i.imgur.com/tqSyqGR.png)
+so yeah i apparently now am the protector of peace and shit, so uhh, don't say slurs or im sending you to the shadow realm :3
+
+![hehe](https://i.imgur.com/v5ag1kD.png)
+
+im not addicted to images i swear this is a one-off